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Sunday, April 5, 2009

I was given the Sexy Blogger Award

The lovely Miss Dessa and Makeup Mama gave me the Sexy Blogger Award. =) I think someone else gave it to me, but I can't find the comment anymore. Let me know and I'll give you my love as well.

Rules
1. list 5 things that are sexy about yourself
2. tag 5 sexy people

So here 5 sexy things about me, in no particular order. Damned hard to narrow it down to 5. I've never had one unsexy bone in my body (unless you count the winter fling I had in '97 haha)...
1. My corsetted waist. I love corsets. I own over 30 of them. I've been waist training for years and I can whittle down to an excruciating 18 inches. I'm not sure if it's healthy, it most likely isn't, but I have noticed that I'm slimmer at my ribcage. I measure 26" just below the base of my breasts which makes my bra band size 30 (in highschool it was 34). I love how it makes me look ridiculous, like the caricature of a sexy woman. I love the discipline... the way it feels...the way it constricts my movement and forces me to sit, stand, and walk with care. Corsets are sexy. I'm sexy in a corset.

^At last year's San Diego Comic Con. These are only laced at 20in...

2. I cry when I masturbate...Okay, not really...That wouldn't be sexy (to most). Let's just say I don't have sex too often, but I'm a chronic masturbator (if that's even a word). I'm not embarrassed about it. It's good for you. I masturbate on average around 5 times a day. What's so sexy about masturbating ? Well, I'm assuming that I must have a strong and healthy vagina from all that getting off. There isn't anything sexier than a hardy vagine.
^Flicking the bean to "Slumdong Millionare" always gets me choked up... oh man this is gonna get weird... Well, you asked for it by awarding an eccentric nut. =P

3. My stare. I was blessed with the ability to communicate and seduce with just a look. I can eye fuck the shit out of a person like nobody's business.
^My sly come hither stare...it's witchcraft.

4. My measurements. Oh yes, I went there. 30dd-24-37... Now those are extreme measurements. I wanted to look like a comic book character. Mission accomplished. =P Am I gonna get heat for being a cocky cunt? I'll blame it on the Vicodin. yeah...the vicodin....I've got the flu and I'm taking Vicodin. haha. I ran out of tylenol and I needed acetaminophen to lower my fever...
^My shadow pre DD

5. My high tolerance and abnormal desire for pain. I won't get into details, but oh it's sexy...to some...

So I'm slowly feeling better. My throat still feels funky. I hope I'm better by tomorrow. This is fucking ridiculous.

Shit it's almost my birthday. I know I was born in April, but I'm no spring chicken. I need to post my yearly wishlist asap. Fuck. Being sick has set me back.

Thanks for all the love, ladies. Hope this post didn't scare you off.

27 comments:

ladys0ul said...

That is just fucking hot.
You totally deserve this award!

Katrina M said...

oh honey!!! you are just too sexy and funny!! you just totally made me want to masturbate. AMEN!!! there is definitely nothing wrong w/masturbating! seriously, masturbation never lets me down, but w/a guy...there's always a disappointment here n there.

oh yeah, i bought some of those Kroylan brow plastic!! that store is amazing and i need to go back!! thanks again!!

Nu Nu Doll said...

haha I love you, and your sexy facts!!! Corsets are so sexy, omg you look great in them! I don't have sex often either, so I can relate to #2 too! LMFAO! I read somewhere that that more a girl masturbates, the tighter and healthier their vagina is! yay! Hope you feel better girl! <3

Makeup Mama said...

hot stuff mami. I knew there was a reason I gave you that award. yowza! I love that you're so open, sounds wrong, but you know what I mean.

lovey♥ said...

♥ I love the corsets! youre just simply beautiful.

izumi said...

DAMN that is a TINY ass waist. that's definitely amazing though :) you GO girl!

Bombchell said...

[GASP] [GASP]

wow how cool!!!! ur measurements are sick! <-lol not gross sick, but badass Sick!!!!

wow.

wanted to go into corset training, read a bit on it, but didnt know how to start and it seemed expensive. and wasnt sure how to do it in a modern way. u should do a post on it (and i'll go check ur old posts in case u have)

April baby here too!

Kimberly Tia said...

ooo deng i love this post... i love your "orgasm toes" rofl

and your bruised ass with ummm "accessories"

I'm on to you sister...

ko0ty said...

I've been reading up about corsets too! Do you get yours professionally made? I heard they are quite expensive but I want to get one made and am looking for a place to do it in my city. How much did yours cost you?

ekimura said...

your too hot I love the corsets >_< nice bootay!! hehe

Sonya said...

You are so unique...that's sexy. A rare commodity :) I love how you are so comfortable in your own skin!

lele said...

woman you are cute, where do YOU get YOUR corsets, fill me in im in need of one this week... what a figure you have shit!

Anonymous said...

OMG your waist in that corset is insane! it looks like you can wrap your HANDS around that tiny little thing! i want a corset now :O & LMFAO & your 'come hither' face! hahahaha

ilovewendydarling said...

My gosh! I'm slipping into your "gaze". Such an awesome shot of you:]You're so original.

And WOW! you def. have a comic book hottie physique! Your measurements are to die for<3

Hope you make a speedy recovery to make plans for your birthday. Take care then and talk to you soon!

Sher said...

I gotta agree with you on the silhouette the corset gives the human body. I looove the wasit to hips ratio too. Unfort. I don't have any with real metal boning :\ I plan to one day own one.
Hope you get better as well. I'm starting to get sick, I've got the sore throat, the cold. No cough yet, I hope to have it beaten by the time it gets to that -sigh-

L said...

Dang Lynn, 26"?! I'm like a wide cow compared to you! If you still got ur 32" inch one, send it ova! LOL

And that's a lot of self'lovin! That's gun be me come May/June/July/August/Sept/Oct but first I need a new toy - I threw my Rabbit away cuz it had too many miles on it. LMFAO.

It's so interestin' to read these facts about you!

L

MiuMiu said...

happy early birthday =D
i thought this post was quite interesting hehe.

wuzzyangel said...

Oh mah gawd... I think you're right.. Not one UN-sexy bone in your body!! LOL!! So you do deserve this award!! ;)

I just came down with the FLU shit is no fun... Bleh... Hope you get better soon!

Nampo said...

I'm late on it, but I nominated you for my award.

And as always you did not disappoint.

patty said...

i am so, so, so jealous of your tiny waist! my band is the same as yours but my tummy makes my waist bigger than my ribcage, hahahaha. :)

Freddy said...

with and without corset look pretty good, my opinion! Greetings from Europe!

Mzz. Linhh said...

What is waste training? Is it a form of exercise? I know that Megan Fox has a 22inch waste, but when I read that you can squeeze down to an 18incher!! OMG, that's crazy shit, I would sell my soul to get there. Is it the corsettes that's helping also? I dunno Im asking too many question, im sorry. My ex used to tell me he was a "chronic masterbator" lol..

LadyJane said...

Corset or not, you are still gorgeous. I'm jealous of your behind. Sigh :)

sanniet said...

I'm a chronic masturbator too =X I do it at least 3 times a day! haha x_X sigh long distance sucks ass!!!

And girl YOU ARE SEXY <3 love corsets!

jilliandanica said...

as John Legend would say "Good Lord you got body for days" you are definitely a sexy blogger!

Kasumi said...

If I were a man, I just found the perfect woman lol andd I dont even have to work that hard in bed hahahaha.
You are so funny :)

I BLEED PINK said...

Foxy Lady!! Its great you know who you are and comfy with being open and true to that!