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FanVixens in: Bizarro Au Go-Go is an 88 page color photo book featuring the sculptures, props, and special FX of Cig Neutron and the Photography and photo manipulation of Rannie Rodil. From comic book catfights, to advertisements for bizarre products that you can actually order, to hot chicks covered in GALLONS of BLOOD. Throw in a cheesy sense of humor and there you have it, this book has more puns than the Cryptkeeper. What's not to love? The best part is all this can be yours for only $20!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

I've been tagged

Thanks for catching me off guard, my soul food sista. I missed you too. I missed of you, though I can't say I missed you all. =P

Rules:Take a picture of yourself RIGHT now. No primping or preparing. Just snap a picture. Load the picture onto your blog. Tag some people to play.
So I guess you can say I was digging for diamonds as I received my tag, and yes now I'm typing on my laptop. Who wants to touch my keyboard? haha. Hey if you're afraid of boogers, then you're no friend of mine. I'll "shit all over your face, kid."

More tag stuff...Getting to Know Me, Getting to Know You

Q: What made you ch
oose your blog?
A: Much like many of my ventures in life, I started my blog out of revenge and retaliation. I'm not kidding. haha.

Q: What's your actual name?
A: Lance Uppercut, who wants to know?

Q: Do you have any nicknames?
A: Hmm, nicknames, gamer profiles, online profiles, highschool aliases I can think of atm... Supervillain1, Supervil-lynn, lynn, lynnie pooh (only my real friends can call me this), donkey puncher, fish lips, Lady kisses (haha), dingbatt, amphetamina, boodissy, choke-a-bitch, milky, milks...

Q: Apart from the obvious make up / beauty hobby, what other hobbies do you have?
A: obvious what? I'm into art, esp photography, impressing strangers, and changing lives... whether it be for the better or for the worse...

Q: What do you do?
A: I do a lot of things. Eat, sleep, shop, and photography are at the top of the list of the things that I DO.

Q: What would you like to do?
A: I would like to win first prize in a cheese eating contest and learn how to lay solid gold eggs. Whichever comes first.

Q: Tell us something embarrassing, but that you love doing?
A: I love watching free porn and masturbating myself to sleep. Oh, you said embarrassing. Is it embarrassing to sing karaoke alone in my living room? Is it embarrassing that I can waste hours looking up clips of pranks and foreign comedy on youtube when I should be working? Hmm...is that stuff more creepy than embarrassing?

Q: Tell us a little something that we don't already know about you.
A: I might seem like an obnoxious jerk, but I am actually quite compassionate. I try to be positive and understanding with those around me. I feel hurt when my friends are hurt. I'm constantly trying to help my friends and family out. I'm not affectionate in a conventional way. I'm not a fan of hugging or verbalizing my emotions but If I care about you, I've got your back 100% and I'll take care of you like a mama hen cares for her baby chicks...to the death.

Q: What achievement are you most proud of?
A: I got student of the year in third grade.

Q: What do you most like about yourself?
A: my honesty. second most would be my sense of humor.

Q: What would you change about yourself if you could?
A: i'd want my arms to be 3 inches longer so I could reach the jar of gummy bears on my nightstand with more ease.

Q: If you could have anything in the world (that doesn't cost any money), what would you want?
A: a free time machine would be awesome.

Last month, I finally graduated from a girl to a lady. Yes, folks I'm fucking old and it sucks, but I'm part asian so thankfully time is still on my side. My skin is still as smooth as a baby's behind and my new tits are as perky as the day I bought them. Wait...I have to take a quick break from posting. This will be continued shortly.

7 comments:

wuzzyangel said...

you'd be surprised how many peeps would still wanna touch your keyboard! LOL!

Great tag!! :)

Pop Champagne said...

hahahaha funny post!!

♥ Kendall ♥ said...

Yay! A fellow nose picker!!! Thank you for doing my tagged!!! Now I know that your still alive!!!!! The day my ta-tas fall, I'm going straight to Dr. 90210. I'm paranoid about that. I check em everyday, do a bounce test, gravity test, and poke test! I hope I'm really old when I have kids bc I'm not ready to sacrifice my cha-chas yet....
XoXO

Anonymous said...

yay i'm so glad you're back! you're seriously one of my top, like 5 bloggers ever!

sanniet said...

Great post! I do love your sense of humor also! <3 and I love your embarrassing things you do! I do like 2 out of the three things haha <3

Kasumi said...

I'm proud of your student of the year award too :P

Katrina is a Princess said...

you freakin rock!!! Loved this!:)